Crack Fic


Hey, you’re the boss. All you’ve got to do is send him out on a mission that’s sure to get him killed. He’ll die in action, and you’ll have Plausible Deniability. In some cases, this can be as subtle as giving the underling in question dangerous tasks that need to be done anyway, resulting in a win-win scheme —they’ll probably die, which is great, but if they’re successful , that’s fine too. Other times, the task might be a blatant setup solely for the purpose of killing them off, often going as far as Unfriendly Fire , deliberately backstabbing or sabotaging them at a key moment or even simply leaving them in the lurch to ensure their death. Either way, it’s this trope and very much murder as far as guilt is concerned. If it’s the hero who does this, which will make their role as hero very questionable, they’re setting themselves up as in the Trope Namer for a What the Hell, Hero? If it’s done to the hero, Heaven help you if they should somehow not only survive but thrive on your Impossible Tasks. In those cases, you may have a Reassignment Backfire on your hands. See also Unfriendly Fire for a more hands-on approach that can work in both directions.


The Star Wars Holiday Special. There exists an obscure film called Geek Maggot Bingo. Of the entire film, the Word Salad Title is probably the least bizarre; there are cowboys, mad scientists, vampires, hunchbacks, transvestites, phones made of cardboard, cats covered with marker scribblings, the cheapest props and special effects you’ll ever see that are somehow strangely creative , at least a dozen samples of stolen music, and that barely scratches the surface of how screwed up this film is.

Watch The Cinema Snob ‘s review for a better idea. The American Civil War with vampires. Also apparently Abe himself arranged his assassination after he was bitten by a zombie, as he considered turning into one a Fate Worse than Death.

Ron finally managed to find his way to tryouts his 5th year and made the team. Yay! But in his 6th year, at tryouts, Hermione has to use the Confundus Charm on MacLeggen, so Ron will win the part of Gryffindor keeper. And I do like him at times. Admire him, even. But if this is a secret between you and me Ron is the character I secretly.

Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Harry Potter – Rated: M – English – Drama – Chapters: It’s harder when the one you broke up with is trying to kill you. Following another ‘incident’ that put Kagome’s life in danger, Miroku introduces her to his boss’ little brother and owner of Akasaki Security. An offer is made and a deal is struck, but what is Bankotsu hiding, and how much more danger did Kagome put herself in? Rated for the naughty things Inuyasha – Rated: M – English – Chapters: If he only had someone to love.

Ask the seers for his destined soul mate. Albus Dumbledore had lost his chosen one. But the wizarding world still needed a hero, when Voldemort rose again. In fact it needed three. M – English – Adventure – Chapters:

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M – English – Romance – Chapters: Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Harry Potter – Rated: World Changer by Ariel Riddle reviews Harry is a man broken and weighed down by regrets.

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James Spookie The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. Rated M for a reason. Spells exploded throughout the atrium of the Ministry of Magic, taking gargantuan chunks of tile, plaster and stone off the walls, shattering windows, splintering doors, and creating a thick choking cloud of smoke.

The once beautiful fountain statue that was the centerpiece of the atrium had been reduced to tennis ball sized rubble. The water had been spilled onto the floor and had mixed with the dust and stone to create a thick grayish sludge. Twelve Death Eaters were fighting to escape while their enemies kept them from the floos, and their freedom. Even their leader, the most powerful dark wizard in history was having difficulty in ending this battle.

All at once, the floos began to come alive and high ranking members of the Ministry as well as members of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement began to step out. Even the Minister of Magic himself stepped out of one of the fireplaces made for magical travel, looking quite put out at having been called into the Ministry at this hour of the night. Cornelius Fudge was scowling, and preparing himself to scream at whoever had sent for him. That was until he very nearly lost his head as a fiery purple spell soared very close to his head, ripping a football sized hole out of the wall behind him.

Fear overcame his previous anger as he, and the rest of those who had just arrived beheld the monumental battle playing out within the Ministry of Magic in stunned silence and awe.

Crack Fic

In an early issue, Spidey is injured in battle with the Vulture and spends the rest of the issue with his arm in a sling, telling people he hurt it in P. Betty refuses to believe this is the case and asks him for the truth: It happened when I was fighting the Vulture in mid-air for dear life. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. In another issue, Mary Jane’s Aunt Anna confronts her with the evidence that Peter is constantly sneaking off at all hours and meeting with strange people, so obviously he’s having an affair.

MJ sarcastically explains that the real reason he does that stuff is because he’s Spider-Man.

Once she started dating Scorpius she responded with “I even found my Percy” before pulling Scorpius into a kiss. Find this Pin and more on HP Next Gen. by Emma Rose.

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“In the morning David wrote a letter to Joab and sent it with Uriah. In it he wrote, ‘Put Uriah out in front where the fighting is fiercest. Then withdraw from him so he will be struck down and die."” Happens to Reinhard quite a few times. The first battle of the series was an attempt to get him.

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hermoine snape is a fanfiction author that has written 78 stories for Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferb, Doctor Who, Merlin, Merlin, Torchwood, and Broadchurch.

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